ALTERNATE UNIVERSE Dear Diary, I got through Day One alive. In this alternate universe I’ll be lucky to survive. Lots of weirdness all around; Here’s a summary of what I’ve found. For starters, pancakes are square And everybody sleeps Sitting…
Category: Humor
TOO THIS TOO THAT Too smart, too dumb, Too sharp, too numb. Too meek, too bold, Too hot, too cold. For me a happy medium Is an agonizing tedium, So whatever it the it may be, There’s another it I’d…
FREEDOM IN CAPTIVITY A Trilogy Part One: The High Priests of Parity The High Priests of Parity Rule with subtle severity And never get out of the way. Their grey clouds obscure Joys that once were The promise of every…
MEDICAL ATTENTION I said, Doctor, I’m not feeling the slightest bit sick, She said, That’s just your body playing a trick! Take two of these twice a day, Plus, one of the purple and three of the grey. If you’re…
LITANY OF SILLY BANDS All you silly bands in Silly Band Land, play for us. Balding Heads, play for us. Boom Box Babies, play for us. Critical Grapefruit, play for us. Deficit Spenders, play for us. Dislocated Fingers, play for…