THE LAST DAYS OF TRIBELLA It was the place to be Back in 1993, Glasses clinking, Waiters waiting, Servers serving, Nobody thinking, Bouncing along On a merry wave Of small talk, wine-of-the-month-and-cheese talk, Living large over Bloody Marys with Olive,…
THE PLACE WE WENT The place we went Is a Walmart now Selling Wonder Bread And other things People buy instead. Three hundred miles apart, We found the place we went halfway, Spread a blanket and drank Chardonnay, Under ancient…
FUNNY MONEY Whoever invented our legal tender Must have done so On a weekend bender. Our money, you see, Rests on debt, not equity. Thus our money’s worth less Whenever the U.S. Mint Fires up the printing press. They say…
TOPSY-TURVY TIME I smelled a noise That hurt my nose I felt a sight That tickled my toes. I ate a plate That tasted nice, Then took a nap On a bed of rice. I woke for a walk And…
SOFT I am too soft for the world. Lacking lies, Devoid of disguise To escape the truth That I simply don’t care About an eye for an eye Or a tooth for a tooth. When the cheek turns easily, Is…





