TOO THIS TOO THAT Too smart, too dumb, Too sharp, too numb. Too meek, too bold, Too hot, too cold. For me a happy medium Is a miserable tedium, So whatever it the it may be, There’s another it I’d…

It began when Shelf A lost the loyalty of Shelf B, The latter deeming their relationship unsatisfactory. Your domination must stop. It is not right for you forever to be on top! A host of hex bolts heartily agreed, Hungrily…

LITANY OF SILLY BANDS All you silly bands in Silly Band Land, play for us. Balding Heads, play for us. Boom Box Babies, play for us. Critical Grapefruit, play for us. Deficit Spenders, play for us. Dislocated Fingers, play for…

When a Prisoner of Parity dies The body is left where it lies Until a team comes to take it away. If there be a soul, The High Priests of Parity don’t care. Since operations cannot be paralyzed, The inactive…

THE HIGH PRIESTS OF PARITY The High Priests of Parity Rule with subtle severity And never get out of the way. Their grey clouds obscure Joys that once were The promise of every new day. The Prisoners of Parity are…