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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MORALITY PILL APPROVED FOR CONSUMER SALES [ATLANTA, GA, January 5, 2030] AI-driven pharmaceutical giant Mold Inc. has announced that Do-Rite©, its controversial “morality pill,” has been approved by the FDA for OTC sales. Mold CEO Duke Duka…
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