I WILL FIND ME I will find me in a tattoo, Yes, that will undoubtedly do. In my new reflection My true colors spring alive, Colors bright and shining, Formerly inside. Part of me, the mental me, Is mad as…
ONE BY ONE I live down here in the Sunshine State. I go to church Sunday mornings at eight. But our congregation is inching toward none Because we’re dying off, one by one. The troops are assembled in rickety formation,…
EXIT INTERVIEW As I sat on the sofa watching TV, Then, POOF — They materialized right in front of me, The Man in Black and the Man in White. ‘Tis a wonder I did not die of fright. Black said,…
CRUNCH TIME BUNGLER With a last-second shot on goal, I launched a one-timer at the five hole. The puck hit the ref square on the chin … It wasn’t us who got the win. My two-foot putt to take the…
I WANT MY MONEY BACK Out seventy bucks for a steak at the track, It wasn’t a meal; it was barely a snack. Hey waiter, I want my money back. They sold me drugs to sandblast my plaque, Wound up…