ONE BY ONE I live down here in the Sunshine State. I go to church Sunday mornings at eight. But our congregation is inching toward none Because we’re dying off, one by one. The troops are assembled in rickety formation,…
EXIT INTERVIEW As I sat on the sofa watching TV, Then, POOF — They materialized right in front of me, The Man in Black and the Man in White. ‘Tis a wonder I did not die of fright. Black said,…
CRUNCH TIME BUNGLER With a last-second shot on goal, I launched a one-timer at the five hole. The puck hit the ref square on the chin … It wasn’t us who got the win. My two-foot putt to take the…
I WANT MY MONEY BACK Out seventy bucks for a steak at the track, It wasn’t a meal; it was barely a snack. Hey waiter, I want my money back. They sold me drugs to sandblast my plaque, Wound up…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MORALITY PILL APPROVED FOR CONSUMER SALES [ATLANTA, GA, January 5, 2030] AI-driven pharmaceutical giant Mold Inc. has announced that Do-Rite©, its controversial “morality pill,” has been approved by the FDA for OTC sales. Mold CEO Duke Duka…