I WANT MY MONEY BACK
Out seventy bucks for a steak at the track,
It wasn’t a meal; it was barely a snack.
Hey waiter,
I want my money back.
They sold me drugs to sandblast my plaque,
Wound up in the ICU with a heart attack.
Hey doctor,
I want my money back.
I kept my candidate’s campaign in the black,
But the state of the state got more out of whack.
Hey senator,
I want my money back.
The fortune teller pulled a card from the pack
Revealing a bank balance is what I lack.
Hey Cassandra,
I want my money back.
Every dollar I spend
Leads me down a dead end.
If I get my money back someday
I’ll turn around and give it away.
