TOPSY-TURVY TOWN
I smelled a noise
That hurt my nose
I felt a sight
That tickled my toes.
I ate a plate.
That tasted nice,
Then took a nap
On a bed of rice.
I woke for a walk
And tripped on a star,
Then found on a cloud
The keys to my car.
I closed my umbrella
When it started to rain.
Someone asked for directions
So I closed my brain.
I baked a dozen pool toys
For a couple of days
After staying up all night
To catch some rays.
I flossed my teeth
With nautical rope,
Then scoured the skies
With a microscope.
If these lines of mine
Make no sense
They will when compared
To current events.
