FUNNY MONEY Whoever invented our legal tender Must have done so On a weekend bender. Our money, you see, Rests on debt, not equity. Thus our money’s worth less Whenever the mint Runs its printing press. They say that money…
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TOPSY-TURVY TIME I smelled a noise That hurt my nose I felt a sight That tickled my toes. I ate a plate That tasted nice, Then took a nap On a bed of rice. I woke for a walk And…
CRUNCH TIME BUNGLER With a last-second shot on goal, I launched a one-timer at the five hole. The puck hit the ref square on the chin … It wasn’t us who got the win. My two-foot putt to take the…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MORALITY PILL APPROVED FOR CONSUMER SALES [ATLANTA, GA, January 5, 2030] AI-driven pharmaceutical giant Mold Inc. has announced that Do-Rite©, its controversial “morality pill,” has been approved by the FDA for OTC sales. Mold CEO Duke Duka…
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE Dear Diary, I got through Day One alive. In this alternate universe I’ll be lucky to survive. Lots of weirdness all around; Here’s a summary of what I’ve found. For starters, pancakes are square And everybody sleeps Sitting…