FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MORALITY PILL APPROVED FOR CONSUMER SALES [ATLANTA, GA, January 5, 2030] AI-driven pharmaceutical giant Mold Inc. has announced that Do-Rite©, its controversial “morality pill,” has been approved by the FDA for OTC sales. Mold CEO Duke Duka…
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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE Dear Diary, I got through Day One alive. In this alternate universe I’ll be lucky to survive. Lots of weirdness all around; Here’s a summary of what I’ve found. For starters, pancakes are square And everybody sleeps Sitting…
TOO THIS TOO THAT Too smart, too dumb, Too sharp, too numb. Too meek, too bold, Too hot, too cold. For me a happy medium Is a miserable tedium, So whatever it the it may be, There’s another it I’d…
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MEDICAL ATTENTION I said, Doctor, I’m not feeling the slightest bit sick, She said, That’s just your body playing a trick! Take two of these twice a day, Plus, one of the purple and three of the grey. If you’re…





