CARTOON HEAVEN I just checked out of Purgatory, Let’s not go there; It’s another lifetime, And a rather painful story. When I got where I was going, It was really a thrill To find all my old friends Were with…
Category: Original Poetry
What Is Truth? Emotions are confusing, Neither sequential nor distinct. They can disappear or rearrange Before your eye can blink. Hence, for guiding action, Emotions are quite suspect. A better resource, some suggest, Is your good-old intellect. But for asserting…
A POEM ABOUT NOTHING Here’s a poem about nothing. You should sit down and read it — It really is something! It’s a herd of words without a home, Nor any context upon which to roam. It exists because it’s…
OUT OF OCEANUS Year of the Consulship of Lucullus and Cotta When your ship rose out of Oceanus, I wished my worst nightmare had come true, Because the monsters I imagined Were lambs compared to you. Two legions from Louron…
HOW AM I TO JUDGE? The more brute force required, The less a creed is desired.




